This Just In: Powerful Old White Men Have Sex With Attractive Young Women

Like me, you may have thought that Obama’s election victory would have led to at least a couple weeks of mass media coverage of the Filthy Rich and greedy Corporations’ attempt to buy the election for their proxies, The Handmaidens of the Privileged Few. The media actually did spend a few days talking about it. But wait! It turns out that powerful old white men, even generals (!), have sex with readily available young women! The horror… a sex “scandal”! Thank God, now we have something to once again distract this Idiot Nation. And what about Hurricane Sandy? Where is Obama? It has been two weeks since the “thousand year” storm devastated the North East and yet still, the power has not been totally restored and the Jersey Shore completely rebuilt!

On CNN this morning, Georgia Republican Representative Tom Price finally asks the question (concerning Petraeus et. al.) on everyone’s mind—what did the President know, and when did he know it? Why the cover up? Why? He can ask that question without irony or risk, because only about five hundred rabid liberal Democrats over 60 years old remember Republican President Richard M. Nixon and the Watergate Scandal of the 1970s. So that you don’t have to Google it: during the 1972 presidential race between Nixon and George McGovern, Nixon set up a secret illegal team “The Plumbers” (they were stopping administration leaks, get it?). They were directed to break into the Democratic Election Committee’s offices in the Watergate Hotel in Washington, DC. They got caught. Nixon tried to cover it up with hush money and a CIA cover story.

The break-in was ignored by the entire News Media establishment for over a year, except for the two Metro Desk reporters (Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein) who caught the original break-in story and would not let go of it until they, with the support of their newspaper, The Washington Post, and its owner, Katharine Graham, brought Nixon down. (See also Deep Throat, their source, later revealed to be then Federal Bureau of Investigation Associate Director Mark Felt.) Google it all if you want to reclaim a knowledge of recent American history.

My point is that when an evil Republican President actually f#cked Lady Liberty and The Constitution up the ass only 40 years ago, the mass media ignored it for a year, until a major newspaper forced them and the US Congress to act. But now, a “liberal” media, obsessed with ratings, when presented with an opportunity to take on the Filthy Rich and Corporations with Obama’s election despite the billions they spent trying to defeat him, does nothing but jump to the next meaningless sensation.

No, we won’t be having that inquiry or discussion. Anderson Cooper will stay on the Hurricane Sandy story until every light is back on and every inch of beach restored and destroyed home rebuilt. In his defense, Anderson covered Katrina when the rest of the media ignored it, and has stayed on the story to this day, since New Orleans is still not restored. [Just Google it too, I know you don’t remember George W. Bush’s Katrina fiasco, it was a long time ago (2005)! By the way, New Orleans is a city on the Gulf that BP devastated with a big old well blow out in 2010, just two year ago, ancient history.]

One last thing, Speaker “Boner” idiot, before you start talking about impeaching Obama, talk to former Speaker Newt Gingrich about his attempt to take down President William Jefferson Clinton with a ridiculous “Sex Scandal”.

Personal note to the morons who found this page Googling “Sex”: This is a blog about politics. I know, yuck, b-o-r-i-n-g. If you want to learn something about the history of the Nation you live in, Google a name or phrase or two and follow the links. It means you do have to read, not just look at pictures or a very short 45 second video clip. If you cannot or don’t like to read, find someone who can and does and have them read the information to you and explain it to you, OK? Oh, sorry, I mean “K” since you lazy idiots can’t take the time to hit two keys when sexting or texting your 100 closest personal “friends” with or without “benefits”.

We Won, They Lost: My New Modest Proposal

Billions of dollars spent by the Filthy Rich and Corporations to buy the National Presidential Election; a gutless corporate-dominated media, reported by rich media personalities, doing everything they could to make the Election as close as possible and divide America—pretending this was a contest between patriots with an honest difference of opinion, all reasonable people, and not the life or death struggle it was, between the forces of Good and Evil; all of it for naught. Obama won; we won; the Nation and Planet won. The madness ends.

In the final weeks and days of this election cycle, my passions and rage inflamed by the media hype, I called for a Civil War rematch. This time I said, we would finish the job, fighting a war of total annihilation, killing every last one of our fellow citizens living in the Red States. I now freely admit that I was temporarily insane; that such a pogrom is unnecessary. Here is my modest (new) proposal.

America, Obama’s continued naïve insistence that we are the United Stated of America early this morning notwithstanding, is two nations occupying one geographic region of North America. We have to stop this, and we can. Obama should propose to the Congress that we hold a National Plebiscite one year from the legislation’s passage. Any State whose citizens vote, by a two-thirds majority, to secede from the Union, may do so. All of the Old Confederacy and a handful of Midwestern and Western States surely will secede. To recognize and celebrate this happy occasion, we in the Blue States will rename our nation The New United States of America.

                                 

The States that secede will have six months to settle up with the Federal Government—that is, close all military bases and transfer all military and other Federal assets, pay any debts or negotiate a payment schedule, and assist citizens fleeing their jurisdiction. Military personnel can sign a loyalty oath and relocate with the material assets, or resign from the US Military. [We can let their National Guard Units keep their small arms, and even a few tanks, trucks, helicopters, and fighter jet aircraft. Of course, no bombers, nukes, or missiles stay in any former Red State.] These former States can join together, if they choose; maybe name their new nation Jesus Land, the Christian Theocracy they crave.

The one year period before the vote and six months after it will let intelligent, educated, enlightened citizens now inexplicable living in Red States to flee those states and join us. The Red State sympathizers among us can use the same time to remove themselves from our midst and relocate to a Red State. Enlightened Corporations, or ones dependent on science and an educated population of workers, can use the same period to relocate to one of our Former Blue States where they will be welcomed.

As Fundamentalist Christian Jesus Land descends into Third World chaos and pluralistic, humanistic, agnostic and liberal The New United States of America thrives, border former States can petition to rejoin The Union. Once they vote by two-thirds majority, they will be welcomed back, after they purge their state of the idiots who opposed the vote and sign a loyalty oath.

We will not help Jesus Land as it withers and dies. We will watch, some of us gleefully. When Jesus does not save them, they will at least die knowing they were wrong about everything they thought they knew with certainty about life, values, race, and God’s will.