The Handmaidens of the Privileged Few

I have been looking for something a little snappier than “lackeys of the Filthy Rich and evil greedy Corporations” to refer to the Romney/Ryan [aka “Moron-Mormon/Libertarian-Lunatic”] ticket and the rest of the Republicans [aka “the Evil Doers”] and this may be it: The Handmaidens of the Privileged Few. I think that pretty much says it all.

Voting is really not very complicated, even if you are a racist cracker or uninformed fat stupid idiot. One percent of the people in America control most of the wealth and real power. If you are reading this, you aren’t one of them. And because you aren’t, you are out of your ever loving mind if you vote for any Republican at any level of government. It doesn’t matter how much you love unwanted fetuses in the wombs of poor women, or hate and blame those women for their admittedly profoundly dysfunctional lives; it doesn’t matter how much you hate gays or lesbians, or love your imaginary friend, Jesus; or how much you love Israel [and hope they nuke Tehran and usher in Armageddon so your Jesus can come again and you can be raptured to an imaginary Heaven in the sky] or hate Muslims. What matters is that the Handmaidens of the Privileged Few do not give a sh!t about you, your children or children’s future. They don't give a damn about our once great Nation or dying culture. The Republicans are about winning; they are about money and power. Siding with them brings you neither of these. That they will screw people below you on the economic ladder more mercilessly than they will screw you is not really a reason to vote for them. That my fellow Democrats may tax you a few hundred dollars more, to try to feed poor children or give your child a student loan to go to college is not a reason to vote against them.

Obama is a Black Man. But come on; you have to admit he’s not really very Black. If he is a Socialist, he is at best not a very effective one. Four more years of Obama achieving little or nothing—a very likely outcome—are preferable to Romney and friends effectively and quickly slashing taxes on the filthy rich and eliminating environmental, safety, worker’s, women’s, and civil rights laws and regulations; unleashing the Corporations to rape and pillage more mercilessly than they already are, for obscene profits while we fend for ourselves, defenseless. You and I know my gutless Democrats in Congress will not shut Romney down the way the Republicans shut down Obama, if Romney gets elected. 

Defeat these evil people—The Handmaidens of the Privileged Few—in early November. Don’t do it for me, do it for you and your children; do it for our Nation, species, and Home World, Earth. There may still be enough time to save us all…

Obama Joins the Fight

So Barack does care about something: his honor and manhood. Last night he didn't just show up, he was ready to take on Mitt "I love to destroy American Companies and Off-Shore Jobs for Profit" Romney on every issue. Every time Mitt lied, Obama smacked him, hard. Mitt tried to wrap himself in murdered American diplomats, Obama responded: "Those were my people who got killed where I sent them; I was at Dover to meet their coffins with their families. [Where the f#ck were you; counting your filthy money or mapping out the final barrage of bald face lies?]"

Barack may still not really want to be President for four more years. He may still not really care if we all die badly. He likely will be as ineffective during his second term. But at least he now realizes that his performance during the first debate was a disgrace. Even if he will not use all of the tools available to him to protect the Nation from the Clear and Present Danger the Republicans in Congress and Mitt and company represent—yes, I am talking about the Navy Seals and the Bin Laden Solution—he is willing to take Mitt on like a man.

Stay on the evil idiots' throats Mr. President; go for the kill. I want them not just defeated, I want them destroyed. I want their grandchildren to flinch at the thought of calling themselves Republicans. Let's usher in another decades long FDR-like run of Democratic rule. We need to soak the Filthy Rich and confiscate their obscene wealth with punishing inheritance and income taxes. We need to crack down on or nationalize all strategic Corporations for the Common Good. We need to nationalize the Health Care Delivery System, replaced it with a Canada-style one. We need to teach the Filthy Rich and Corporations that they can spend hundreds of billions, even trillions of dollars trying to buy the election with the help of a five-vote majority right wing Supreme Court and still be defeated by The Vote of The People.

Let's make our Founders proud. Let's put down our Big Macks, Biggie Fries, and 1,500 calorie 32-oz barrel of Coke; stop sexting and texting our forty closest "Friends with benefits"; get off the couch, turn off the riveting Reality Show or Sh#t Com we're watching, turn off the Plasma Screen TV and run to the polls and throw out every Republican at every level of government. 

At Least Joe Biden Gets It

I have set the Obama Administration on fire here and in other web venues, especially after Barack's pathetic "What the f#ck do I care" performance in the First Presidential Debate. (See especially my YouTube rant   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMU5zKcxIA8 [Obama Takes a Dive in Denver].) 

I first posted the following on my second blog: http://itsnoteasybeingpooreveninrichmontgomerycountymd.wordpress.com/

Joe Biden demonstrated in his "debate" with sparrow fart Libertarian lunatic Paul Ryan--in the only VP Debate last Thursday--how someone who understands what elections are about--the fate of our once great Nation, conducts him- or herself. This Election is not a debate between reasonable, honorable (mostly) men; it is a moral struggle between well-meaning but ineffective Flithy Rich Democrats and evil, greedy, hateful Flithy Rich Republicans. We need to not only defeat them, we need to destroy them so completely that their grandchildren are reluctant to call themselves Republicans.

Like every large Corporation, Filthy Rich person, and Republican knows, Politics is War by other means. It is not an honorable endeavor; it is brutal, dirty, unseemly, and winner-take-all. Biden gets this in a way that contented, emotionless, passionless, out of touch with reality, and insular Obama does not. If we defeat these idiots—the lackeys of the Filthy Rich and Corporations—it will be despite Barack, not because of him. Any minority, no matter how rich, any Middle or Working Class, or poor person who does not run to the polls Election Day and gleefully vote against every Republican at every level of government deserves the fate that will befall them. [Frankly, anyone, even disinherited WASPs, who is not part of the top 1 percenters, is in denial if they believe the myth that the Filthy Rich will help them survive, let alone prosper.]

Unlike Democrats who dither and endlessly discuss what to do, Republicans, when they seize power, immediately act to slash taxes on the Filthy Rich and Corporations, roll back environmental and worker safety regulations, restrict abortion rights, and mercilessly and remorselessly rape the Middle Class and Poor. If you look at the Red and Blue States Election night, you will notice that we could have solved this problem at the end of the Civil War, when Generals Grant and Sherman were systematically killing every Southern Rebel and their sympathizers and burning The South to the ground. Well-meaning and compassionate President Lincoln, naively looking to reconciliation, stopped them from finishing the job. I am ready to re-litigate that unresolved conflict and settle this once and for all. With the Presidency in our hands and two-thirds to three-quarters majorities in both houses of Congress, I am willing to tolerate the handful of idiot mid- and far-western Red States and a smattering of Republicans in the Congress or in control of a few low population States I will never set foot in. In time, Hispanic immigration and their high fertility rate will eventually fix that too.

Poverty sucks. American Capitalism makes poverty inevitable and persistent. We can fix this people, even without a second Civil War. Just f#cking Vote; not at the 95% rates that the Filthy Rich and Republicans do, I'd take just a 65% Voter turnout for the not Filthy Rich. That turnout would defeat not just Mitt (Book of Moron follower) Romney and Paul (I support the right of a drowning man to drown without help from me) Ryan, it would sweep from office almost every Republican at every level of government. Don't do it for me; do it for you, your children and grandchildren, for our Nation and the Future of our species and Home World. Do it while you still have the right to vote. Just do it!

This Just In: Obama Lost the First Debate Because Romney Lied

According to a smoking hot young (going for that critical Womens' Vote) White Girl Obama Spokes-apologist on CNN this evening, the Administration was shocked, shocked(!!!), that Mitt Romney lied repeatedly during the Debate last night. I guess not one of the great thinkers on the Re-election Committee has watched a single Romney speech or Republican Primary Debate. I guess they are not familiar with every modern Presidential Campaign since Richard Nixon in 1972. I guess the very intelligent Barack Obama—just ask him—has become so bedazzled by his own inauthentic parroted praise for benevolent American Capitalism, a myth that must be honored by every Democrat these days, that he has not noticed that Mitt Romney, a stinking greedy filthy rich Capitalist, has made his fortune by lying, cheating, stealing millions of dollars, and destroying hundreds of thousands of American jobs for profit over decades.

They were shocked. That profound naiveté alone disqualifies Obama for re-election. He has forfeited the right to govern this once great Nation (badly and ineffectively) for another four years. I just hope I can start a new company and cash in on all the new tax cuts for The Flithy Rich in time… I bet I’ll have at least eight Romney-Ryan years to do it. Republicans will be running and winning against the [ludicrous, convoluted, and worthless] Obama Care legislation alone for decades to come.

God Help Us All

The debate last night (October 3, 2012) showed why Obama: (1) has achieved little in his first term; (2) if re-elected will achieve little in his second term; and (3) could actually lose this election to a lackey of the Filthy Rich, Corporations, and Right Wing lunatics who make up the Republican Party today.

Last night for ninety minutes, Barack Obama made Mitt Romney look like a reasonable guy with real plans for America. When Romney lied, Obama grinned. When Romney said misleading or outright false statements, Obama went into a convoluted dissertation about The Truth without refuting even once, the sound bite Romney had planted in the pea brains of an Idiot Nation of morons who vote.

There are really two problems here. First, let’s address Obama’s opponent and The Situation. In 2008 Barack ran as an outsider against an angry Vietnam Vet burdened with his Party’s unpopular sitting President, George W. Bush. John McCain was wrong on all the issues, but he is a patriot and an honorable man. He could not, and did not lie to the American people about what he would do if elected. Mitt Romney has lied, cheated, stolen, and been a greedy immoral dishonorable filthy rich Capitalist dog his entire life. He lies as effortlessly and convincingly as you or I breathe. Obama’s inability to shout: “You lying mother f#cker” every time or even one time that Romney lied last night is a significant problem. To make it worse, Obama has a deplorable record to defend. Romney spent much of the night rightly savaging Obama Care—the convoluted, complex, worthless Obama-Pelosi-Reed solution to a simple problem: Affordable Universal Health Care. [If you don’t know, the solution, several hundred miles north of me right now, is spelled C-A-N-A-D-A. Nationalize the system: shut down the thieving greedy insurance companies; heavily regulate the pharmaceutical companies and tax away their obscene profits; smash the AMA’s deliberate rationing of the supply of Doctors and other health professionals; and train hundreds of thousands of these professionals for free (using wealth conviscated from the Filthy Rich with punishing progressive taxation) to serve in The National Health Service and deliver cost effective care.] He spent the rest of the night rightly savaging Obama’s ineffectual and half-hearted attempts to restart the Economy on the cheap.

The second problem is, if anything, even worse. Obama first survived and then thrived and became wealthy as a Black Man in a White Racist culture by cultivating a very polished persona: I am the whitest, safest, smartest, most emotionally controlled, and cleverest Black man in the World; you can trust me. That persona worked as an outsider running against a psycho hot head Vietnam Vet in 2008. Four years later, that same persona, in the face of an on-going economic collapse and an enraged electorate, will not fly. Watching Obama last night, it was painfully obvious that he could care less—about me, my children and grandchild, about the Country or the Future. His “What, me worry?”; “Sure Mitt Romney is a lying, money grubbing, immoral piece of scum who will destroy the Middle Class and sell out America, but so what; can’t we all just get a long?”; “I’ve got all the time in the world to fix the Economy. Just sit there, shut up, and wait for me and my brilliant advisers to solve this fascinating intellectual puzzle—it’s not like you’re going to lose your home or go hungry” demeanor made me want to scream. He is so confident in, and enamored with, his own intelligence—and has surrounded himself with such like-minded people—that he has no clue about the rage and despair out in Real World America.

Grow some balls Barack. Man up; Black up. Get off your ass and f#cking do something useful. Or lose this election and just go back to being comfortably Rich and Whitish. As a former President, your book deals and speaking fees will be astronomical. You should be able to ride that puppy until the Chinese take over America and confiscate all your assets from you. Thanks for nothing Barack. You can take your “Hope” and shove it up your… Forward, indeed!